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Surging Adoptions, Unsupporting BUSDs, Winning Cases and 20 Crypto Jokes

1. What did the blockchain investor say when asked if he could adopt a pet? “No, just Coins!”

2. What did the Ethereum investors say when asked if they wanted to adopt a pet? “Fur-ever!”

3. What did the Bitcoin miner say after winning his court case? “Mission mined!”

4.Why did the blockchain traders cry after winning their court case? “Hodl tears!”

5. What did the crypto enthusiast say when asked why cryptocurrencies are so popular? “Because they’re too legit to quit!”

6. What did the BUSD trader say when asked why some coins don’t have support from businesses? “They don’t have the BUSD!”

7. What did the crypto investor say when asked why some coins don’t have a future? “It’s in the bag!”

8. Why did the cryptocurrency trader choose a token over cash? “Because coins last longer!”

9. What did the blockchain entrepreneur say when asked why some coin programs crashed? “Sorry, it wasn’t a hodl landing!”

10. Why did the crypto trader buy a token? “Because it was too valuable to pass up!”

11. What did the blockchain investor say when asked why he bought a coin? “The outlook is bright!”

12. What did the Bitcoin miner say when asked why he only mined one coin? “I’m all that I can be!”

13. What did the cryptocurrency investor say when asked why he sold all his tokens? “The bear market has no mercy!”

14. Why did the ERC-20 token holder hodl larger amounts? “Because it pays dividends!”

15. What did the blockchain advocate say when asked why cryptocurrencies are so popular? “It’s the wave of the future!”

16. What did the crypto enthusiast say when asked why he’s buying a coin? “It’s a gamble worth taking!”

17. What did the blockchain trader say when asked why some coins have a higher market cap? “They’re just too strong to resist!”

18. What did the crypto investor say when asked why she chose to buy a token? “It’s something I can keep!”

19. What did the Bitcoin miner say when asked why he mined one coin over another? “The hash rate is just too good to pass up!”

20. What did the cryptocurrency investor say when asked why she got into the game? “It’s just too much fun to miss out on!”







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